...Actually someone I don't consider all that hot. Is he a good looking guy? Yes. An amazing actor? Yes. But I was told (by a male coworker no less! Who's straight!) that if I didn't feature this person in the Meatlocker he would pull my girl card. We can't have that happen now, can we?
So, to appease that male coworker (you know who you are) I give you Johnny Depp!
Are you happy now Mr Coworker? Seriously, I should take away your man card for suggesting him. I refuse to believe that you don't have one because you cook and clean :P